adjacent to the orchard is a pumpkin patch
little kiddies getting giddy as they make their snatches
grab a sturdy stiff stem, whether small or large
take that orange globe home and get ready to carve
(what do I do?)
cut a circle up top
(then what?)
pull out the guts and the pumpkin slop
(and after that?)
cut a crooked mouth and triangle eyes
(what’s next?)
take a candle and then put it inside
we’re carving pumpkins
all across the states
yeah, we’re carving pumpkins
stab a fruit in the face
a pumkin in new york? this sounds like "Flavor of Love"
grab a bumpy chunky lumpy runt or all the above
put the newspaper down so it can catch all the muck
cuz we’re about to take a pumpkin and go full Nip Tuck
(what do I do?)
put the pump on the porch
(then what?)
throw in some corn and a couple of gourds
(after that?)
add a bale of hay to the spot
(what’s next?)
spend the season watchin everything rot
DEATH, DECAY, DECOMPOSITION
MOLDY MUY HORRIFIC
BETTER CALL A MORTICIAN
SPOOKY SCARY SEEPAGE
FROM ITS ANGULAR EYES
FROM A PUMPKIN TO NOTHING
REMEMBER EVERYTHING DIES
we’re carving pumpkins
ain't it the best
yeah, we’re carving pumpkins
jack o' lanterns look like they’re hooked on meth
your kids are only six
at the start of their life
so grab a big ol’ pumpkin and then
give 'em a knife
Produced on the MPC1000, “Nosthaigia” documents time spent in Thailand via regional music. Available here in an exclusive color vinyl. Bandcamp New & Notable Apr 24, 2024